Just want a chubby bearded fella to come sweep me off my feet.

Hello Walmart.. here I come to kill the flowers.

Hello Walmart.. here I come to kill the flowers.

And she just wants to give kisses.

And she just wants to give kisses.

She smells like pancakes and static..

She smells like pancakes and static..

Looking plastic.

Looking plastic.

Such a camera whore.

Such a camera whore.

Stoner eyedrops say fuck you alleries in such a grand way.. I feel like I was reborn in a pond of minty death.

Slowly killing myself one sugar free energy drink at a time.

It’s just occurred to me.. I have no pictures of my thigh tattoos… hmm… photo shoot, anyone?